Welcome to the first Moms with Voices Media Book Tour featuring Enlightenment for Nitwits.
This is the first metaphysical/self-help humor collection. It is full of hilarious one-liners and mind-bending pieces on a wide range of subjects:
• Announcement from the Mayan Calendar Committee
• My Toilet Runneth Over,
• A Lesson in Impatience
• Breatharians & Sun Gazers
• Bed Death & Beyond
• Outsourcing & UFOs
• This Just in from God:
• It’s Not Easy Being An Old Soul
• The Tao Travel Agency
• Politics & Naked Shopping
• Lipstick on Pig Splotches
• Poetry Slammed
• Potty Training Your Inner Child
• Self-Confidence for Total Losers
• Do-It-Yourself Near-Death Experiences
It features an Afterword by God: Let There Be Light Already!
Each of its forty-five short chapters is introduced with a funny blurb and photograph. This is a book you will keep handy to savor whenever you need an infusion of joy.
Now you can achieve enlightenment without doing absolutely any work on yourself whatsoever!
“Funniest book in the last two billion years! Frankly, I enjoyed it more than the Bible.”
— GOD, Creator of the Universe
The Keys to Life are yours for the price of a cheap paperback!
Many seekers have trod the difficult path to enlightenment, giving up everything and going through hell—Not only is a trip to the Himalayas expensive, but you have to hike through yak poo to remote villages with no Wi-Fi.
Now you can reach the highest states of consciousness possible to humanity without missing a single text message. And even Walmart couldn’t beat the price if it hired all the sadhus in India to toil in sweatshops for ten cents an hour to bring you the secrets of the Universe. This book is everything you need to ascend into the stratosphere of spiritual mastery!
I will be the first to admit that when I saw the title of the book, I actually feared opening it. I wasn’t really in the mood for anything with the word “enlightenment” in it. Of course, I should have known better when it said “for nitwits”.
I cautiously opened the book and began reading.
I. Couldn’t. Put. It. Down!
I was literally laughing out loud – which is not a good thing when you are reading in bed at 11pm while hubby is trying to sleep because he gets up at 3am for work (oops!) But it was so funny and so great – I had to share!
I truly enjoyed this book and it was unlike anything I have read… well, at least in a really long time! I would highly recommend this book to anyone with a laid back, good sense of humor!
About the Author:
SHEPHERD HOODWIN is the author of popular books such as Loving from Your Soul: Creating Powerful Relationships and Meditations for Self-Discovery: Guided Journeys for Exploring Your Inner Self. He has been channeling since 1986. He also does intuitive readings, mediumship, past-life regression, healing, counseling, and channeling coaching (teaching others to channel). He has conducted workshops on the Michael teachings throughout the United States.
His upcoming books include Opening to Healing, Growing Through Joy, and Being in the World. He is also working on a follow-up to his opus, Journey of Your Soul: A Channel Explores the Michael Teachings, and a collection of spiritual and personal growth writings, tentatively entitled Divine Innervention: How God Stops the Bad Guys Without Ruining Her Hair.
Shepherd is a graduate of the University of Oregon in Music. He lives in Laguna Niguel, California, with his significant other, Leroy, who happens to be a plant.
Moms with voices Media will be giving away three signed books to US Winners, or pdf versions of the book for International winners starting Sunday, September 2nd at 12:01am EST and ending September 22nd at 11:59pm EST.